Getting that buzz

[newbie2006]

I'm actually thinking of registering a charity with the sole purpose of helping Sgt.Colon catch a bloody trout on a buzzer. He is seriously a case with special-fishing-needs. Anyone interested in donating their time for free to help this worthy cause?! Maybe someone who lives near Cheshire could meet this poor desperate soul and show him which way up to hold the rod etc? I'd help myself of course, but I try very hard to avoid going to the large industrial estate that is the 'north' because I find the locals look at you too longingly - as if very excited about a possible new addition to the gene pool! Anyway, I'd have to travel by car and I reckon they'd get over-excited on seeing a 'wheel' that far north.

Anyway, can anyone help teach the gimp to fish?

[sgt.colon]

Thanks for that, Newbie. You paint such a nice picture ;D

[billybass]

Few pints at lunchtime newbie? And whats this wheel thing your on about?