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Post by edenangler on May 12, 2006 15:40:49 GMT -5
If like me, you're the type who enjoys a good long hike into the wilderness from time to time, you may be interested to know that a small pot of vaseline can come in very handy if you are 'caught short' and have to make a dash towards the undergrowth. By smearing the stuff around your 'exit point' you will amazingly dispense with the need for any wipeage and the associated problem of paper disposal thereafter. An old army trick, apparently  Matt |
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Post by Braveheart on May 12, 2006 17:17:09 GMT -5
<<< Makes mental note... If out in wilderness and spot semi-naked man with tub of Vaseline in one hand and finger of other hand in or round the "exit point" region, whilst exhibiting a strained expression on face...... DON'T PANIC!!!
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Post by MarkH on May 12, 2006 17:19:40 GMT -5
An old army trick, apparently Matt Definitely too much information there Matt. What's wrong with leaves anyway? |
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Post by rrw35 on May 12, 2006 17:24:19 GMT -5
If like me, you're the type who enjoys a good long hike into the wilderness from time to time, you may be interested to know that a small pot of vaseline can come in very handy if you are 'caught short' and have to make a dash towards the undergrowth. By smearing the stuff around your 'exit point' you will amazingly dispense with the need for any wipeage and the associated problem of paper disposal thereafter. An old army trick, apparently Matt I wonder how that "trick" was discovered?  "I was about to have anal sex, got greased up, needed a dump, Hey presto!! No poo!!" The mind boggles. |
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Post by edenangler on May 13, 2006 6:41:29 GMT -5
Hey, what are you saying?!!
I bet Ray Mears never gets such damaging accusations!
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Post by MJB on May 13, 2006 7:28:13 GMT -5
I'll be keeping my chest waders on should I ever meet any of you guys.
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Post by Braveheart on May 13, 2006 17:30:35 GMT -5
I'll be keeping my chest waders on should I ever meet any of you guys. If they're tight on you a good tip is ............. Use Vaseline, you'll slip in easily  |
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Post by BrianYates on May 13, 2006 20:32:12 GMT -5
And i was thinking of planing a fishing trip back to the UK this year but after reading this thread i think i will stay here in Oregon . cothi, have you read this and are you still thinking of moving back to the UK?. |
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Post by Braveheart on May 14, 2006 15:42:19 GMT -5
And i was thinking of planing a fishing trip back to the UK this year but after reading this thread i think i will stay here in Oregon . cothi, have you read this and are you still thinking of moving back to the UK?. Don't let this thread worry you Brian, you'll like the guys when you meet them.. Very friendly hands on bunch  |
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Post by carrondam on May 14, 2006 15:55:07 GMT -5
another great tip with vas, when tying dries with seals fur rub your thread in it, makes a big difference, try it
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Post by skinhead on May 14, 2006 16:03:16 GMT -5
another great tip with vas, when tying dries with seals fur rub your thread in it, makes a big difference, try it At last, a sensible tip. |
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