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Post by pitsfordpirate on Oct 14, 2005 18:39:32 GMT -5
What the fuk are we doing going to he West Kuntry and those absolute toilets called Chew and Blagdon, which need to be filled in by the way, with all those flamin' sheep jockeys, Russian tractors, two schit football teams namely Birstol Rroverrs and Birstol Cirty, ahrr, no mobile phone reception, village pubs that ban you within two hours for using bad language when the locals cant even feckin understand or speak proper English anyway and you have to pass through a town called Bath where nobody actually has one.
Please, we need some common sense here, hang Chris from his bollocks with chicken wire and lets stay on the Midlands ressies where we belong, make the likes of those lazy bastards Kuntryboy and Ballrounder come over here, as well as their sheep shagging northerly neighbours, whom also cant speak English by the way and have a tendency to fall asleep whilst standing up.
The vote was rigged anyway, all those Shaven h'Avon girls and their sheep shaggin' neighbours had multiple usernames. As you can see, my vote is completely impartial and very fair.
Act now!!
The Pirate.
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Post by 3lbgrayling on Oct 14, 2005 19:06:53 GMT -5
cqwality ;D
jim
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Post by Allrounder on Oct 15, 2005 6:22:24 GMT -5
I see that Martha has won the argument then, PP  Allrounder ;D |
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Post by pitsfordpirate on Oct 15, 2005 6:27:06 GMT -5
I never stood a chance mate ;D Am looking forward to it anyway, early season off the bank at Blankdon, muller those overwintered beauties. Wish we were on it today and tomorrow with you lot, Chris and Paul are out now and catching. Tightlines and see you soon. The Pirate |
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Post by Trout on Oct 15, 2005 7:40:24 GMT -5
Sheep shagging northerly neighbours  Oi Oi Village pubs that ban you within two hours for using bad language when the locals cant even feckin understand or speak proper English anyway  Praper english my arse. Us country folk understands eachothers anyways. ;DWhat the fuk are we doing going to he West Kuntry and those absolute toilets called Chew and Blagdon, which need to be filled in by the way,  The fishing's proper gud up my way i 'ad a gert brown out tuther week ;D PP, There will be pleanty of over winterd browns to catch, hopefully we will be puting a few back in tomorow.  |
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Post by pitsfordpirate on Oct 15, 2005 8:50:01 GMT -5
I got temporarily banned from the pub in Chewton Mendip on the Bank holiday before the LEFC final at Chew, for using several expletives during a conversation with two teamates. I got back in the next day once I had crossed the palms of the landlord with several plump stockies ;D The Pirate |
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Post by Countryboy on Oct 15, 2005 9:42:50 GMT -5
Excellent stuff Stewart ;D We'll see if we can weedle out a couple of those West Country Stockies for you tomorrow. I've just spoken to Chris, he's had 6 on bloody Di 7's and Boobies. Tut tut at the home of stillwater fly fishing, whatever next ;D Paul has had 2 and their battery on their motor is flat already. Makes you wonder what in the hell they've been doing. Good vibrations or something ;D See you in March Matey.. C.B |
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Post by pitsfordpirate on Oct 15, 2005 10:38:19 GMT -5
I've just spoken to Chris, he's had 6 on bloody Di 7's and Boobies. Tut tut at the home of stillwater fly fishing, whatever next ;D Paul has had 2 and their battery on their motor is flat already. C.B Good stockiebashingness! ;D Martha and I are well looking forwards to 'hooking up' with you and the rest too mate, can't wait! Tightlines The Pirate |
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Post by Windknot on Oct 15, 2005 16:00:05 GMT -5
Pirate,
It's taken me a year to learn to speak proper WestCountry -do you have any idea how many Wurzels songs I've had to listen to?- and now you want me to decamp to the Midlands and start all over?!
All together now:
"Get off my land!"
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Post by pitsfordpirate on Oct 15, 2005 17:48:06 GMT -5
Yip Yip!! Blam Blam!! He wehrrr worryin' ma sheeps he wehrrr..... Pip pip The Pirate |
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Post by Allrounder on Oct 15, 2005 18:16:20 GMT -5
I never stood a chance mate ;D Am looking forward to it anyway, early season off the bank at Blankdon, The Pirate Blankdon... sounds like where I'll be fishing later today!  cwality ;D Allrounder ;D |
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Post by micklen on Oct 16, 2005 2:08:01 GMT -5
This person here is obviousy FAR too cultured The expression is "Get ooorf moi laaaand" ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by kevzim on Oct 16, 2005 6:00:07 GMT -5
Hey - whatabout good ol' Dever? Everyone will be happy then. Even Bloke can pursue his love of salmon as I've just read that they've stocked a few 30lbers for variety. Nice and central for those of us bright enough to live south of Watford, between east and west... what could be better? |
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Post by MJB on Oct 16, 2005 7:59:33 GMT -5
He missed the bit about cousin hugging!
......and it's "gerrof moi laand, afore oi set ick facking dag on yer!" ;D
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Post by Windknot on Oct 16, 2005 12:15:32 GMT -5
Dogs don't bite me- I'm family!
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