|
Post by Windknot on Apr 13, 2005 12:57:33 GMT -5
I'll rent you a Staffie. Audrey hates cats. Magenta hates chickens.
Let you know how they feel about campaigners on 4 May.
|
|
|
Post by The Famous Grouse on Apr 13, 2005 13:01:44 GMT -5
Garden centers here in America sell just the product you need. I'd be very surprised if there is not a version on the UK market.
It's a motion detector with a valve for a garden hose. Here's what you do:
- Run a garden hose from the tap to the detector unit.
- Run a hose out of the detector unit to an ordinary garden sprinkler you position on the lawn or in the flower bed that kitty is using as a toilet. You want to use a sprinkler with a broad spray, like one of those whirley sprinklers.
- Turn on the detector and the tap.
The sprinkler stays off until kitty trips the motion detector by entering the protected area. Then there is a delay to insure that Kitty has assumed the position. Then the hose comes on and the sprinkler soaks pu55y cat and good. Get a video if you can!
Problem solved. Kitty will find greener pooping pastures and under no circumstances can you be accused of harming the cat in any way.
Grouse
|
|